Kymermosst's Journal: Yet Another Meme

I figured I'd let some raw personality through, so you'll have to put up with the foul language.

1. What color are your kitchen plates?
White.

2. What book are you reading now?
Whatever's been assigned to my by my profs.

3. What is on your mouse pad?
A Logitech mouse.

4. Favorite board game?
Solarquest

5. Least favorite smells?
Rotting flesh.

6. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
"Fucking alarm..."

7. Favorite color?
No real favorite.

8. Least favorite color?
Any pastel or pink.

9. How many rings until you answer the phone?
However many it takes to dig the phone out of my pocket.

10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME:
Something that will piss my mother-in-law off, no doubt.

11. Chocolate or Vanilla
s/or/and/
Ever heard of a Chocolate-Vanilla creme pie?

12. Do you like to drive fast?
Yes, but I don't speed through your town, so don't speed through mine, asshole.

13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Heh, right.

14. Do you like thunderstorms?
Yep. We don't get them here very often.

15. What was your first car?
1985 Dodge Charger (Not a fast one)

16. What is your sign?
IT SAYS "STOP" FOR A REASON, ASSHOLE!
Sorry. People around here have a habit of running stop signs and red lights. If you steal my right-of-way at a four way stop... just... don't.

17. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Sure, if they are tasty. Sometimes they are bitter. Depends on the broccoli.

18. If you could have any job what would it be?
Retired.

19. If you could have any color hair what would it be?
It's not color I want to change... it's all the other stuff like the fact that it's annoyingly hard to comb.

20. Is the glass half full or half empty?
You have twice as much storage as you need.

21. What is your favorite movie?
Movies pretty much suck. I can't think of a single one that hasn't disappointed me in some way.

22. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
No.

23. What's under your bed?
About 6" of air, and then some carpet.

24. What is your favorite number?
Why do people have favorite numbers? What's the point? Superstition?

25. Favorite sports to watch?
Baseball.

26. Your single biggest intense pain?
Second- to third-degree burn after an IED went off in my hand.

29. Ketchup or mustard?
Mustard. Ketchup is too sweet. ATTENTION FOOD COMPANIES: SUGAR DOES NOT BELONG IN EVERY FUCKING THING YOU SELL.

31. Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger.

32. Favorite season?
Indian Summmer. (Yeah, not a "real" season, but still, it's my favorite.)

33. The best place you have ever been?
No real best place.

34. What is your screen saver?
"Blank Screen"

35. What is your favorite fast food place?
Depends on whether I am driving or not. McDonalds food is clearly the least messy to eat-and-drive with. I don't really have a favorite otherwise.

36. What is your favorite breed of Dog?
I hate dogs. I hate people who think it's cute when their unleashed dog comes up and sniffs at me. Don't get pissed off when I kick it in the snout if it gets too close. And have you ever heard of the local leash law? Learn it. Live it.

37. Your nicknames?
I don't have any nicknames. And when I tell you my name, do *not* assume you can shorten it down to one syllable. You have to be one of my good friends for that to be acceptable.

38. Have you ever been kissed by the opposite gender?
Yes.

39. What annoys you the most?
See 6, 8, 12, 29, 36, and 37 above. And any below that include all caps or expletives.

40. What's your crushes name?
I'm married. The crush died out a few years back.

41. What's your best friend's name?
I've got several best friends. I'd hate to name a few and accidentally leave one out.

42. Which celebrity annoys you the most?
Almost all of them.

43. What type of music do you dislike the most?
R&B/Hip Hop/Most Rap.

45. What is currently on your wrist?
Nothing.

46. Okay, If you and one other person could be alone on the entire planet, who would you choose?
My wife. Duh.

47. What would you do if you had 24 hours to live?
Dunno.

49. If you could be any kind of nut, what would you be?
I already am a nut. Ask any of the commie pinkos on campus.

50. Who would you vote for TOTAL DICTATORSHIP?
Myself.

51. Do you want Adult Swim to bring Case Closed back?
WTF is Adult Swim?

52. Do you think that the "pink is pimp" is just a fad?
Pink is stupid.

53. If you could have some sort of super-natural power, what would it be?
Super speed.

54. Have you ever read/written a webcomic?
I don't event think I could define what a webcomic is.

55. What's your favorite art-related computer program?
The GIMP.

56. If you could be a bug, what bug would you be?
I hate bugs. I don't really want to hate myself.

57. About schoolwork...are you the last minute kind of person, working right up till 4am to get an assignment done, or are you the good little student who starts it the day you get it?
Last minute.

58.Who's the closest person to you? Like the person who knows you backwards inside out and front ways...
Not even my wife knows me that well.

59.Are you satified with your life??
Not yet, but I'm getting there.

60. What song are you listening to right now, if any?
None.

61. If you knew the secret of immortality, would you go for it?
Depends on the conditions. Like if I got hit by a train and was destinied to live as a gelatinous blob of crushed human, I'd probably say no.

62. If you had one wish what would it be?
Off the top of my head: Enough money to buy a house.

63. If you had to choose between a million dollars (have to be all alone with it, no happiness), or happiness with the one you love, which one would you choose?
Well, I pretty much have the latter, so I guess I made my choice already.

64. Have you desesperately fallen in love with someone who you knew at the beginning in internet?
No, but I did try the online dating thing. It was a stupid thing to do.

65. If you could be incredibly masterful at one thing that you are not at now, what would it be?
Never really thought about it.

66. Would you consider cloning yourself?
No. But I might consider cloning my wife! :)

67: If you woke up tomorrow either blind or deaf, which would you choose if you were given a choice?
Deaf.

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"he found years of misery there which explain for him my present state"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
No.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Stargate: SG-1

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3:00 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:44 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night. Coming back from the grocery store.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Slashdot.

9. What are you wearing?
Absolutely nothing.

10. Did you dream last night?
Probably.

11. When did you last laugh?
I don't remember.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
I seriously don't feel like listing all the shit I've got hanging on the wall.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
What most people think is weird is perfectly normal around here.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Go fuck yourself.

15. What is the last film you saw?
I think it was the last Harry Potter movie.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A big house. And a new Dodge Charger.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm even more cynical than you think. You should hear what runs through my mind that I *don't* say.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd have wiped out the Taliban when they first took over Afghanistan in 1996, unlike the cowards in the Clinton administration, NATO, and the United Nations. Before they ever could have destroyed the statues at Bamiyan. Before they could have oppressed so many people. Before they could allied themselves with bin Laden and al-Quaeda.

19. Do you like to dance?
No.

20. George Bush:
Not the best president ever, but I would never have voted for Kerry or Gore.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Um, daughter?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Son?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Sure.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Hi" would be a good start.