SiliconJesus's Journal: 10 Answers meme

Thanks to GeckoFood for this meme idea.

10 Answers, you guess the questions, answers tomorrow.

1) About 3 hours, but I lose track of time.
2) Too damned much.
3) Tomorrow.
4) 17537, most people don't believe its that high.
5) Well, its gotta be between the parrot and the swallow.
6) President George Washington.
7) His car. Its one of the few cars that doesn't look horrid in bright yellow.
8) Its was primarily red, and had this white goo that got all over everything.
9) It is a bane to society, second only to WalMart.
10) At Wendy's.

my guesses!

[blinder]

1) About 3 hours, but I lose track of time.
how much time you spend a day stabbing co-workers
2) Too damned much.
how often you are sharpening knives for #1
3) Tomorrow.
when will the next stabbing take place
4) 17537, most people don't believe its that high.
the total number of people stabbed to date in your career
5) Well, its gotta be between the parrot and the swallow.
what bird you'd most like to see stab someone
6) President George Washington.
as far as you can tell, you've never stabbed him
7) His car. Its one o

Answers

[StalinsNotDead]

1) What's the longest that you've lost track of time? About 3 hours, but I lose track of time.

2) How much time do you spend on these memes in other peoples' journals? Too damned much.

3) When will the real questions for these answers be revealed? Tomorrow.

4) How many spelling or grammar errors will appear on the front page of Slashdot before this time tomorrow? 17537, most people don't believe its that high.

5) What's your favorite verb that is also the name of a type of bird? Well, its gotta be between the p

Man, these are fun!!

[bethanie]

1) When you strap on your fake wooden leg and play pirate, how long does it take before you start sounding just like Popeye?
2) How much does your mom charge?
3) Oh yeah -- I forgot to write it down. When's my next appointment with her?
4) Gee -- she's been at it for a few years now. What's her tally up to?
5) What are two things a pirate loves the most?
6) Whose face is tattooed on your mom's butt?
7) What was the one thing that your neighbor didn't mind having plastered when the mustard bomb exploded in h