Zeriel's Journal: Why my wife (may not) love me, part N

This is an actual fragment of an AIM conversation.

Her: "My true love hath my heart, and I have his."
Me: And together we form Devastator, most powerful of the Decepticons."

I got to see the Dalai Lama speak yesterday. I'm not sure there are good words for describing how supremely cool it was.

Thanks

[StalinsNotDead]

I needed a good laugh. And the Devestator comment was beautiful.

other good ones

[Abm0raz]

I love you.
I love me, too.

Do you love me?
I love parts of you.

Would you donate a kidney if I needed one?
As long as hockey wasn't on TV that night.

(after not seeing her for 4 years, hooked up one night while she was in town)
Wow ... you got a lot better at that with age.
Like what? Cheese?
Um, wine?
Good save.

I'm gonna screw your brains out right now on the desk.
Can it wait till tomorrow night, then? I have an exam at 8am and kinda need my brains...

I love you.
There's a lot of me to love.

Will you still love me w