sam_handelman's Journal: I want to get a t-shirt that says

Realist in Style, Socialist in Content

I am amazed that (as far as I can tell) there are no shirts available which say this. So I will have one made up custom.

This is a shirt saying so awesome that it will endow me with superhuman physical strength, unman the enemies of labor such that they scatter in terror and render me irresistable to lefty art chicks.

Bulletts will not harm me! Think like a ghost shirt only without the dancing around in circles with something stuck through your chest.

The question remains - what picture should it have on it? It's gotta be socialist realism, but I don't know art. Any picture suggestions?

Bad suggestions

[LPetrazickis]

This is the best graph ever:
-http://s99.middlebury.edu/RU122A/Lesson24/24-char t.JPG [middlebury.edu]

And this is pretty cool too:
-http://s99.middlebury.edu/RU122A/Lesson21/21-wome nwithcross.html [middlebury.edu]

Tough choice

[ces]

Most socialist realist art isn't the sort of thing that translates well to a t-shirt.

Some suggestions I found:
http://socrates.berkeley.edu/~vbonnell/images/idi_ tovarishch.jpg [berkeley.edu]
http://socrates.berkeley.edu/~vbonnell/images/golo suite_za_spisok.jpg [berkeley.edu]
http://members.telering.at/pat/steu.jpg [telering.at]
http://www.ets.ru/e/pk000029.htm [www.ets.ru]
http://www.ets.ru/e/pk000002.htm [www.ets.ru]