Journal FortKnox's Journal: Rollover! 15
My daughter rolled from her back to her stomach today.
First time parents normally would jump up and down at what a great achievement.
The rest of us mourn. We mourn that now the clean blanket isn't going to contain the baby, so daily vaccuuming is needed. We mourn that the stairs will need constant guarding and gates will need to be put up. We mourn that everything that hits the floor that is big enough to go in the kids mouths MUST be found and picked up, immediately.
Mobility isn't the greatest. I don't mind that my baby girl is growing up... I mind that now I have to be extra extra careful to know where she is at all times...
First time parents normally would jump up and down at what a great achievement.
The rest of us mourn. We mourn that now the clean blanket isn't going to contain the baby, so daily vaccuuming is needed. We mourn that the stairs will need constant guarding and gates will need to be put up. We mourn that everything that hits the floor that is big enough to go in the kids mouths MUST be found and picked up, immediately.
Mobility isn't the greatest. I don't mind that my baby girl is growing up... I mind that now I have to be extra extra careful to know where she is at all times...
Daily vacuuming?! (Score:2)
Re:Daily vacuuming?! (Score:2)
I mean, c'mon, what's the welfare of a youth compared to a visually stunning effect? [penny-arcade.com]
caltrops (Score:2)
Please!!
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(yes, evil went to work today. That explains a LOT about my day, actually. Pardon me while i go have a few extremely necessary conversations before good gets out of the box and i have to go home.)
Re:caltrops (Score:2)
Re:Daily vacuuming?! (Score:2)
1.) They drool a lot
2.) They put everything they can reach into their mouth. If they can't reach anything and are on their stomachs, they lick the ground.
Yup.... daily vaccuuming....
Re:Daily vacuuming?! (Score:2)
jeesh, my mom is the biggest clean freak i know and she only vacuumed once or twice per week!
Re:Daily vacuuming?! (Score:2)
Besides, it would appear there will soon be far more dangerous things in Cincy for FK's daughter than mere dirt.
throw a 2 y/o into the mix (Score:2)
Re:throw a 2 y/o into the mix (Score:2)
The problem is that Joey is getting extremely smart and taking after his father. He'll "build" stairs out of toys to climb over any gate he can't knock down....
Child Locks are Fun! (Score:2)
Re:Child Locks are Fun! (Score:2)
I didn't understand this until this week just how (Score:2)
Now I know just a little of the worrying you really do.
Lower your standards (Score:2)
Squirt picks up all kinds of shit (well, not shit, but leftover food in the kitchen) from the floor, and she does just fine with it. I don't watch her every minute, but I maintain an awareness of her. I've caught her gagging several times, but if they're gagging (or making any kind of noise) they're not choking -- it was never anything truly dangerous.
I do believe that that which doesn't kill 'em makes 'em stronger. Defi
Rollover? (Score:1)
Realism (Score:2)