buffer-overflowed's Journal: Brainnnnssss

So today(well, yesterday now I guess) is the day that comes on a different date every year where this religious sect of semitic origin celebrates the anniversary of the return of their god made man from a 3-day stint in hell after some nastiness with the authorities.

On an aside, I keep telling people that hell is the penultimate tourist destination, after all even Jebus himself just had to pay it a visit, but no one pays me any heed. BTW, next time you're down there, swing by Dis and check out the Ghandi Burger right across from Hitler's Used Car Emporium, it's food to be damned for. And don't you be taking any lip from Richard Nixon during your trip either.

Anywho, Jebus is back with a vengeance, having risen from the dead to devour the brains of the faithful. Only the easter bunny can stop the undead menace with his army of confectionary, and it is imperative that he not fail.

Feeling particular vitriolic today?

[FroMan]

[nt]

Penultimate?

[sielwolf]

penultimate tourist destination

So what is the worst tourist destination? Balmer (zing!)? And does Jesus have something about going to bad tourist spots?

Nixon?

[baldass_newbie]

Nixon is in heaven. After all, he created the EPA and took us off the Gold Standard.
A great liberal, he.

Re:Nixon?

[LPetrazickis]

I say Nixon's in purgatory. He balanced out the EPA by doing evil things to Chile.;)

huh

[blinder]

i just hope your little easter bunny is equal to the task... and is armed with a +78 to attack rating Esther the Passover Pumpkin. only then will we stand a chance against the armies of the undead catholics (yes, i singled out catholics... why? because it sets up the next part of my "joke" -- wait for it...).

speaking of that, how's that 12-step program to rid yourself of catholicism coming along? i see you've made great strides. keep up the good work.

You're too late!

[dexterpexter]

Somebody already made a movie about that [comcast.net].

Gah!

Re:You're too late!

[buffer-overflowed]

Linky broken. There's always Jesus Christ Supercop [channel102.net].

Re:You're too late!

[dexterpexter]

Hmmm. If I go straight to it, it's broken. But if I go to it through the Google results, it's still there. Odd.

I guess I will just post the Google cache:
Zombie Christ [64.233.167.104]