Pirogoeth's Journal: Lorena Bobbitt's Sister Arrested

API - Clearwater, Florida - Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition.

Luella has been charged with one count of a misdewiener.

Asking for trouble

[nizo]

Sorry, but any man who has the last name "Bobbitt" is just asking for trouble.

Wonderful

[M.C. Hampster]

I'm gonna tell that one to my bible study class on Sunday.

That was funny

[Degrees]

I had to tell that to my wife, and it got a good chuckle out of her. :-)

Thanks!