Journal Journal: Lord of the Rings and /. moderation
NewLine's trilogy formula
1. Rename it LOTR
2. Gut the plot, Chapters involving nuance (Bombadil, Scouring of the Shire) are removed. Reduce all cast memebers outside fo the original fellowship to 1-dimensional supporting roles. (Denethor and sons as an '80's flavor dysfunctional family? please!)
3. Release EE's to rake in money from the more die-hard fans, replete with further plot deviations.
4. Enlarge Liv Tyler's role to be big enough to sign her sorry ass to the film.
Sorry, for my money (and Newline won't be getting any more of it) the Matrix trilogy as *film* stands head and shoulders over what they've done to Tolkein's work. The Fellowship film was well done IMO, the Two Towers film less so and my expectations for the final
... well I'm not going.
Ahh,
Fastforward
Well I wound up seeing Return of the King, cause my kids wanted to see it and I gotta say this film failed to live up to even my low expectations.
Now when I call myself 'well informed' I mean I've read:
Every Middle Earth related book / article Tolkein ever published
the trilogy at least 20x
his poetry/short stories
The Silmarilion, a few times
a couple of Tolkein's scholarly works
Le Morte d' Artur
Beowulf, 3 translations
So I'm not a fan[boi|girl] who didn't bother to read it at all, or not until the hype over the film.
My $0.02 on the 3rd film:
The good things:
Aragorn
The Smeagol - Deagol story, nice way to open the film.
The Rohirim, Dunharrow
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What sucked:
Arwen
The palantir scene ??? it's covered in flame? sticks to you hands?
Pippin lighting the signal fire?
Filming the progression of the signal fires?
Denethor slobbering over his food, never metioning that he has a palantir?
Gandalf throwing Denethor onto the burning pyre?
Pippin lifting Faramir off of same?
The palantir scene ??? it's covered in flame? sticks to you hands?
the battle of Minas Tirith? ---
All those catapults ???
Orcs overrunning several levels of the City?
Oilphants as a decisive element in the battle ??
No gandalf confronting the Witch King?
Merry and Eowyn being stunned by him but no explanation / lasting effect?
All that footage of Sam and Frodo in conlict?
Cutting Frodo and Sam's journey across Mordor to a few minutes of film.
Lastly, I'm sorry but why the hell didn't the director have Astin and Wood lose some weight for the Mordor/Mt Doom segment. A still pudgy Sam, carrying a Frodo who's the same hobbit as left the Shire (but with a dirty face?) It's just not believable.
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On balance, all those details matter, but what mattered to me more is all the footage they put into these non-essential plot deviations that could have been devoted to some of the nuances of the plot.
Ohh well, back to the positive side, some of the images the film developed really were well done, and I enjoyed them. I felt the *actors* mostly turned in better performances than they'd managed for Two Towers. The other stuff will be easier to let go because the films (esp. TT, return) just aren't very real to me.