Journal: Greetings from the overzealous gay (happy) man of the dust!

I do hereby declare and make known to all living souls of sound mind that I have voluntarily and willfully granted slashdot.org revokable credit of intelectual property "zealotasd." In order to improve the quality of comments and expressions of others by emphasizing truth, I reserve the rite to participate in the slashdot.org forums in my God-given rite to contract through the instrumentality "zealotasd", otherwise known as security agreement, also known as STRAW-MAN, and may only be applicable by my voluntary act and do attest and affirm that in no way does this grant of credit and security agreement to extend to matters of improsonment or penalty or limitation of rites of a man of the dust. Neither does this security agreement imply the acceptance of any agreement with any other party of slashdot.org, neither construed to regulate or compel or ussurp the capacity of "zealotasd" to be of non-voluntary participation. While in capacity as "zealotasd", I do believe I may be of good service to my savior Jesus Christ that I may be redeemed by my Father (acording to Matthew 23, my Father is not earthly and is in Heaven). Bearing witness of slander and libel, I take notice from 3rd party slashdot.org communication that there is much censoring of the freedom of speech by use of an alleged "moderation" system. To emphasize that I am a man of the dust, crediting slashdot.org with intelect and time to improve the content of the slashdot forums, I do make expressed reservation of all my God-given rites as both a Master and Creditor to slashdot.org.

Amos Sabbath: Drak, Master
Secured Party, Without Prejudice, UCC 1-207: Creditor