Journal Journal: Carl Sagan
Journal Journal: Steal this book
Clearly there is a lesson for us all to learn here, especially if we read the whole book in-store while legitimately browsing.
Journal Journal: Hall of Trolls
- Here be monsters.
- Wear a tin foil skull cap. Preferably aluminium. Pronunciation is not as important as the element.
- Bring adequate supplies of your own salt and be ready to take a pinch of it with each Trollish entry.
- Be aware, be very aware - THERE IS NO SCIENCE HERE. The absence of Majik cannot be guaranteed. All visits at your own risk
- You should carry an Occams Razor at all times
- If you did not have enough common sense to bring extra common sense with you, handy sized packets are available from our Trolls R Us store.
- The purpose of the Great Hall of Trolls is to offer up tribute to the demi-gods of Clickthrough and Clickon and their denizens.
- Only the mighty AdBlocker spell, turned on, can defeat the loathsome conspiracy behind this topic.
- In the Great Hall of Trolls, no one can hear you scream evidence.
- During your visit please, please, please don't utter the name James Randi... D'oh!
Journal Journal: Whatever the merits of the argument either way...
Journal Journal: 2ndl submission
It all came true quicker than you can imagine.
The BBC reports -- http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6638331.stm -- that a German TV show -- Report Mainz -- http://www.swr.de/nachrichten/-/id=396/nid=396/did =2146866/t7csx0/index.html (dude, it's in German!) who's reporter Nick Schrader is a member of the well known computer generated pseudo-reality for people of an indiosyncratic dispostion, has uncovered a child pr0n0 trading ring on 2ndL.
German police are now trying to identify the 2ndL members involved in "age play" (guess that's a BBC euphimism for something dead perverted) and trading in child pr0n images.
Child Pr0n and 2ndL are this years media big thing in Germany so I guess the combination was irresistible and the Circus has only just begun."
Journal Journal: The Alex Baldwin Translation Table
"Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone. "
"Hi Honey (Pumpkin, Sweetheart appropriate endearing family name) I'm sorry it took so long to call."
"You have made an ass out me of for the last time. "
"It's a real shame we missed each other again"
"Three letters: ABA. A, Always, B, Be, A, Answering. Always be answering. Always be answering. AIDA. Attention. Interest. Decision. Action. Attention. Do I have your attention? Interest. Are you interested? "
"Hey I could get you one of those Blackberry phones and whenever you can't talk - I can always email you"
I know you are 'cause it's pick up the phone or get your ass straightened out. You answer or you get hit with a brick. Decision. Have you made your decision to pick up the phone? And action. AIDA. Pick up the goddamn phone. You got a call coming in, you think I made it because I've got nothing better to do? "
"I guess I got the time wrong again, I'm really sorry (endearing family name). If you send me text me and let me know when is a good time, I'll call you back."
I could be shouting shit at random people on the street, but I'm calling you.
"I'm thinking of going on Sean Hannity's radio show again and wanted to ask you what you think I should say"
I don't care that you're twelve or eleven or whatever, are you pig enough to pick it up? "
"You know, just this morning I was thinking about the day you were born and how important you are to me."
I'm a good father, and you're a pig. I don't give a shit. Good father. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you thoughtless pain in the ass?
"I'm so proud of you and you make me so happy to be your dad, you are such a great kid."
AIDA. Get mad you daughter-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to answer my call? It takes brass balls to answer my call. Go and do likewise. The phone is ringing, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.
"I think the world of you, you make my life so worthwhile"
You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me. Pig.
"I am so looking forward to seeing you on the twentieth, it's going to a fun day."
Oh, also, tell your mother I said "Go fuck yourself."
"Tell your Mom, I said hi and always remember whatever happened between your mom and me we are both still your parents and you should always respect your mom.
This is Dad, ring me back when you get a chance.
This is Dad, ring me back when you get a chance.