I want to take this opportunity to announce that I have gone from a part-time AC troll to a logged-in troll with a separate account. This was not an easy decision for me, but I felt I had seen enough and it was just time to do this.
I want to thank all the trolls who have come before me. You are my inspiration. Your efforts and pioneering spirit made this easier for me. The wittiness of your original trolls was an inspiration, especially compared to the mindless nonsense that is routinely posted here (and modded up). Obviously I can take no credit for the above *BSD is dying clone troll; I don't know who the gifted author of the original is, but I thank you too.
I claim no affiliation with or preference for any established trolling organization, but I thank all you guys for keeping it real.
All right. I'm out. Maybe I'll catch you guys later.
-r
"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, `What does woman want?'" -- Sigmund Freud