Journal: Random Lists

Funny Ways to Die, in no particular order
1.baptismal accident
2.run over by doctor
3.barely survive fight with wild animal, shoot it- and die of lead poisoning from the bullet when you eat it
4. human sacrifice
5.poisoned mac
6.Microsoft windows in finally cleaned up. Hordes of linux users smash into the newly cleaned surface, unable to see it.

Alternative Sports
1. Gencing- hit balls into holes while fending of golf club/saber attacks
2.Shot put- the first person to destroy the ball in flight with their phaser, wins
3.Soccer Finally Made Simple- become a physicist. Manipulate universal constants so that the ball will always veer away from you

Ways to Waste Time
1. ReReading Animal Farm for the fifth time
2. Social interaction
3. Posting lists on slashdot