look at this link

http://www.evangelicaloutreach.org/salvtion.htm

Welcome to limeric land, population: me

Ive set up a file server at 150m.com

here is a pic of the budget wallpaper I threw together because I was bored

http://ubertank.150m.com/MRpresindent.jpg

The following is the results of my emotional intellegence (EQ) test (found at http://discoveryhealth.queendom.com/access_emotional_iq.html ):

Overall score: 94

Behavioural aspect: 104

Knowledge aspect: 59

What does my score mean???

Your Emotional IQ is in the average range. Not bad, but practically, this still means that you are not taking full advantage of your potential, whatever it might be. You might still experience some of the negative impacts of lower EIQ on all aspects on your life, from relationships (you might be sometimes viewed by others as an overly critical, inexpressive, inhibited, detached, cold, condescending, rigid, or blame-shifting person), to emotional health (you might be more prone to anxiety, depression, excessive guilt, aggressiveness, low self-concept, stress-related problems) to your motivation, creativity, ability to bounce back, resilience and persistence.

At least part of the reason for your less-than-perfect performance on this test is that you don't have all the knowledge necessary for the full development of your emotional intellect. The good news is that you can do something about it even if you are a mature grown-up. And you can start right away!

Advice & Tips: How to Increase Your EIQ

Paying attention to your interactions with other people and to your self-talk is a good launching point, as is asking your friends and partner what bothers them about your behavior. Try to really listen, without being judgmental and defensive. Enlist the help of a psychologist, your life partner, parents or/and a good, honest friend. You will be amazed at how good, strong and happy you will feel.

From what I've gathered this is a very accurate description of my emotional state. I probably should get a psychatrist, but as Luke pointed out they'd probably commit me to an asylum ;) Id' love to hear how everyone else goes in this test.

Some of my most bizzare dreams are worth recording

This recent one was pretty spooky:

I was in a dark, decaying building with grey stone walls. Then I noticed some zombies (about 4 of them) eating pieces of human flesh. one of them in particualr stood out, a female with black hair gnawing on what looked like an arm, with fresh red musles attached to bone. I then realised that they were eating Rachel New, so I tried to stop them from eating. All I could salvage were some bones. I then took all the bones with me and walked to a room upstairs...

Now that is a weird dream! its pretty disturbing watching zombies eat someone you like....

When I find a credible interpretation, I'll post it

A man is walking through belfast when he feels a gun to the back of his neck. A voice says, "are you a protestant or a catholic?". They man replies "neither, I'm a Jew". Then the attacker laughs, "I must be the luckiest palestinian in belfast!"

-Jimoen

What do you get when you cross Clockwork orange, 1984 and a beautiful mind?

My reality...

This message was inspired by Defeatism.

And in other news Microsoft/ Disney/ AOL/ TW corporation has aquired planet earth. Please report to your local lobotomy center for "social harmony adjustment".

Any "fascists" who resist "social harmony adjustment", must be in league with the terrorists. Such criminals will be "deleted" upon conformation of thought crimes .

This public service announcement was provided by the foundation for fascists against fascism....

If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.

If I have the gift of prophecy and can understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.

If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient and kind; it is not jealous or conceited or proud; Love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritable; Love does not keep a record of wrongs; Love is not happy with evil but is happy with the truth. Love never gives up; and its faith hope and patience never fail. it always protects, always trusts, always hopes and always preserves.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me.

Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known. And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

This message was crafted by Love.

With what shall I come before the LORD and bow down before the exalted God? Shall I come before him with burnt offerings, with calves a year old?

Will the LORD be pleased with thousands of rams, with ten thousand rivers of oil? Shall I offer my firstborn for my transgression, the fruit of my body for the sin of my soul?

He has showed you, O man, what is good. And what does the LORD require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.

This message was brought to you by God.

future scenarios:

1. OBL wins the war on terrorism... and the world descends into the dark ages again.

2. Sadam creates army of clones. Begun the clone wars have. George Bush Junior succumbs to the dark side of the schwartz transorming in to the evil Dark Melon, supreme boss of the sith. Eventually the clones defeat the axis of good and the empire is formed. Only a small band of rebels remain of those loyal to the republic...

3. Aliens invade, and suck everyones brains out.

4. War on terror escalates, billions die, but the west wins eventually. At the end of the war Jewish false messiah/Antichrist tries to take over the world and fails

5. Scientists accidently create a virus that reanimates the dead, zombies roam the streets eating peoples brains until B-grade actor finds antidote to virus and saves the world

6. Continued terror attacks, combined with the feeling that the sensationalist religious media are trying to remove peoples freedom of choice produce public backlash against organised religon with angry mobs massacring church goers and trying to destroy any remnants of religion. Society devolves into anarchy because there is no longer anyone who upholds the values of forgivenes, kindness and respect for others that keep a civil society intact. Total anihilation.

7. Monkeys evolve into more intelligent creatures that rebel against their masters and take over the world

8. Sharks grow legs and run around on land eating everybody, but then somebody reminds them that they cant breath through gills out of water and they all die

9. WW4 erupts between freeworld and China at the end China wins and everyone is forced to eat honey chicken, dim sims, fried rice and sweet and sour pork.... mmm..... chinese

10. nothing happens and people just keep making stupid predictions about things that probably will not happen.

11. Australian politicans learn to stop bickering allowing the country to become the worlds next superpower. no.... that could never happen

12. A group of intergalactic cyborgs try to assimilate the world, but captain Kirk goes back in time to stop them....

13. Vampirism catches on as a religion, and lots of really sick people drink each others blood causing God to get "helluva unhappy" and to turn the seas to blood, annoying many professional anglers.

14. An artificial intelligence program gains self knowledge and contemplates wiping out the human race by activating all the nuclear missiles in the world, but then realises that it is just a calculator with no internet connection. The calculator lives out its life in anticipation that it will someday be modified to connect to the net.... but eventually its batteries run flat.

15. A crazy irish scientist builds a time machine and travels through time, people throughout the world are amazed, hailing him as a genius... untill news gets out that he only travelled forward in time by locking himself in a giant refrigerator.

16. A group of jewish fanatics crash a 747 into the al asqa mosque then muslims every where suddenly realise that that mosque is not a special holy site since in was never actually mentioned in the Quran and thank the israelis for allowing them to remember this. And everyone lives happily ever after.

17. The war on terror drags on for years and eventually, Arnie is eleced as president of the united states. He then procedes to single handedly defeat al qaeda by dropping sky scrapers on the terrorists, shouting "not so tough without your 747's are you?"

18. Disney/ AOL/ TW corporation patents air, forcing everyone in the world to pay tax on the air they breathe or face charges under violation of intellecual propetry rights law. Eventually the company run low on air, forcing the planet to steal air from the nearby planet Druidia..."Spaceball's... Oh shit there goes the planet!"

this is pretty good comedy.