Oh yeah, sure, this will go down in my permanent record. Even *I* don't read these damn things once they're posted. So this is it, my shot at the spotlight, my "15 minutes of fame" as it were, posting to slashdot.

My god. How Lame. Sombody call whine-one-one.

I'll fix you guys: I'll go post on Kuro5hin, where my opinion will matter!!!

Welcome to a world we never made! Welcome to a world where radical feminism rules! Welcome to a world where men have been replaced by machines...and women are just as crabby! Welcome to another episode of...The Stepford Husbands!

Today's Chilling Episode: Just a Few Bugs Left in the System

Stepford Husband:Here's my paycheck, honey. I'll be a little late home tonight: I have to go for my periodic maintenance after I pick the kids up from soccer practice

Stepford Wife:Oh, great! What about my needs?! Who's going to cook my dinner?!

SH:Not to worry, honey, I've left a roast in the oven and some veggies in the microwave. (hopefully) There's also a cherry pie I baked today..

SW:Is that some kind of veiled hint or something? Because if it is, you can just forget it! We'll have sex when I'm ready, and not before!

SH:Sure, honey, calm down. (tightly) I'm sure it's all my fault. (almost sarcastically) I'll have the technicians make sure they remove all of my spine this time. I'll be back in a little while...(head for door)

SW:What? What was that about your spine!? Are you talking back to me!? You can be replaced, you know! I'll scrape you off like the worthless barnicle you are! Come back here, I'm not finished talking to you yet!!!

SH:Sorry, honey, you're too far away for me to hear you clearly. (brightly) I'll be back!

FX: front door closing

SW: ...bastard...

the role of the Stepford Husband was played by a heavily sedated Ozzie Nelson, the role of the Stepford Wife was played by Fran Drescher on way too many amphetimines. And, of course, the role of Gorgo was played by himself.