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I'm hard at work on my new reality series "American Baby" or "Joe Adoption" (title's still in development) wherein a rich, handsome whitebread couple starts off meeting a series of twenty orphans, and each week America calls in and votes one of the little tykes off the roster. Or maybe the couple takes them to the zoo or whatever, and at the end of each episode they send one packing. At any rate, there's an elimiation per week, and at the end the luckiest little child gets a new set of parents.

If ratings go flat, next year we'll spend the fall picking out the couple, and the spring saddling them with kids. Then maybe for the summer we can pick jobs, houses and a religion for them, too.

copyright 2003. All Rights Reserved. If you are a TV network or studio interested in producing American Baby or Joe Adoption, give me an email.

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