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User Journal

Journal Journal: Roti

I had a roti last week and it was really good, so I was pro-roti.

Today, I had a roti that was really bad, so I'm roti-ambivalent right now. Seriously, I'm not one to throw away food that I have purchased, but this was an exception.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Canadian Tire Ads

I hate that stupid Canadian Tire guy sooooo much.
And his annoying bitchy wife.
And his dumbass neighbour.
User Journal

Journal Journal: Olympic Flame

My father thinks the Olympic flame thingie looks phallic. I think it looks like a big joint.

Current Mood: penile
Current Music: Haujobb - Penetration (Future Fuck RMX)
User Journal

Journal Journal: Been on the net too long

Cause everytime I see the poster for "The Village", I instantly think of goatse.
User Journal

Journal Journal: Augur

A day before the Peterborough floods, I dreamt of my backyard being flooded. I remember this because 99.5% of the time, I do not remember my dreams. However, instead of a premonition, it was probably due to being rudely awakened by *REALLY* loud thunder and the sound of something leaking into the basement.

Or maybe I am an orcle!

The Media

Journal Journal: Jason X

I just saw Jason X, and it was stupid cheesy fun. I am now immensely attrcated to Lexa Doig. And she was born in Toronto.
The Internet

Journal Journal: Stupid Slashdot 8

It would be cool if User Journals had RSS feeds.
User Journal

Journal Journal: Listening 1

Current Mood: Average
Current Music: Morcheeba - Big Calm

OMG, I want to make love to Sky Edward's voice with my penis.
Music

Journal Journal: Mix CD

I spent hours making a Mix CD for a CD Swap today, then I realized that it was super-nerdy, so I'm making a hardcore one now.
Spam

Journal Journal: OMG, Google.

Stop giving me invites! I don't have anymore friends :(
It's funny.  Laugh.

Journal Journal: Ooooooold lame haiku

I found a really old haiku recently, from a different era and different mind*:

Spring sun greens the grass
Flutterings in hearts and minds
All the more wretched.

* Ok, probably not. But the current one isn't as corny.

Businesses

Journal Journal: Spatulas

There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs.

SPATULA CITY! Spatula City!

A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size, and colour. And because we eliminate the middle-man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you.

Where do you go when you want to buy name-brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?

SPATULA CITY! Spatula City!

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