Went to Mutt Lynch's (my favorite bar) today, as usual. Took the ferry over to the peninsula - that was nice. Had an excellent breakfast but only six schooners of MGD plus a sample of some Canadian beer that smelled like a chicken coop and tasted like a sweat sock that has been stored in a locker for a month. One of these days I'll break the record of eleven schooners. The waitresses were beautiful (as always). Couldn't see Catalina Island due to the weather.

Stopped at Picante Martin's for a hot pastrami sandwich on the way home. YUM!

Walked around Balboa Island for a while and bought a few things from an oriental import shop and a six pack of beer and a box of smokes from the corner market.

I think I need to vacuum the floor of my bedroom.

My firewall has blocked over 200 attempts to gain access to my box within the last hour (multiple ports). I will investigate and probably have to e-mail AOL to tell them that some script kiddie is claiming to be a l337 hax0r. I kind of miss the net before the n00bs came on - but then again - they are fun to fuck with.

Is it me or does the free BeOS 5.0 Personal Edition download not work? I have tried it on all of my boxen and nothing. Good thing I have the 4.5 shrinkwrap - it works on everything I own.

Jesus Christ. Holy fucking shit. My life couldn't be going any worse than it is right now - however, there is always tomorrow. My life is like Stile's except I'm not into pr0n. Thankfully I have enough money to buy beer so I can try to forget about it. I will go to my favorite bar tomorrow and try for the record of 11 schooners of MGD while looking at the hot waitresses and the Pacific Ocean. On the way home I will stop at Picante Martin's for a hot pastrami sandwich. How fucking pathetic am I? It's a good thing I'm an alcoholic - otherwise people would say I drink too much.