I've thought about putting a bogus "free" offer in the signature line, since nothing else has struck me as funny so far, but I just might get flamed over it. I won't force it on most readers, just the few that have come this far.

ahem...

"You only think you've seen pyramid scams... [freeJerseyHookers.net]"

I hope some brazen webmaster actually uses that address.

For the sake of decorum I will stop whoring out my signature line for free stuff. It seems to irritate people I have genuine respect for both here and at GameTZ. Crass commercialism will be saved for BlogSpot, where I can have bright, flashing banners.

Oh, there's no millionth member yet? I could always wait to see if there's a prize of some sort and register then... no, that would be too much work. Insomnia only drives me so far. Then I have to take the bus.

Here's the first of what will be many links to a Gratis Network website:
Almost free is better than $250. http://www.freeipods.com/?r=10012618

Ugh, I feel so shallow now.