goodtim - Slashdot User

Journal Journal: pants

Journal by goodtim on Friday August 31, 2001 @06:53PM

Pants

my pants are in flames,
Oh no! i must take them off,
Here. Please Hold my pants

Journal by goodtim on Sunday August 19, 2001 @06:19PM

"chairs"

I am not a chair.
Don't light my chair on fire.
The chair is in flames.

Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you'd run out of air to push against.