"This one goes in your mouth, this one goes in your butt."

"He liked spiders, and was a pretty stupendous pig."

Bert has told Ernie for years now that a nutritious glass of pigeon milk makes you keep a healthy yellow pallor. However, thinking about it is making me turn a bit green to be honest. Crop Milk indeed.

"Bird Strike" sounds like a terrorist action and as such, all the FAA has to do is declare a "War on Birds" Based on similar actions by other governmental bodies in similar situations, I believe it will be only a matter of years before the birds give up and lay down their wings.

And proving my point about idiots, I mispelled skeptical in the subject.

As a programmer, any time I hear hype like this ". . .could spell the end for accidental key presses." I laugh a little.

We will NEVER spell the end for accidental use of technology by using more technology.

It kind of falls into the old maxim "Try to make anything idiot proof, and the world with generate bigger idiots".

Yep. That pretty much sums it up.