Ok grasshopper, I must know, for what purpose do you wish to become my disciple?

N A.D. 2101
WAR WAS BEGINNING.
CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN ?
MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB.
OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL.
CAPTAIN: WHAT !
OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU !!
CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY !!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CATS: HA HA HA HA ....
OPERATOR: CAPTAIN !!
CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!!
CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
CAPTAIN: MOVE 'ZIG'.
CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Well...maybe not informative, but +4 Funny will do for me :) Hmm...I think Ive done too much coding, Im actually paying attention to my comments score! :)

Im now +3 Informative....global domination is nigh!

Woohoo....Im labelled as insightful Stage 1 of global domination plan complete *evil laugh*