Journal: Henchmen Needed

Craigslist UK super-villian employer looking for hired goons.

Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front)...

Though I'm sure it's a joke, I've never thought about this comic-book stuff bleeding into real life. Someone with enough money and insanity could probably pull it off.