Comment Re:Go figure (Score 1) 346
[citation needed]
Researchers at Manchester University, among others, have discovered a mathematical formula for calculating the "beer goggles effect" (where people look more attractive after a few beers).
The factors are: how drunk you are, how dark the room is, your eye-sight, the amount of smoke in the air, and how far you are from your "target" (which also explains all those "good from far but far from good" sightings).
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire