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Comment Re:ga.js did you get a MO-hard ? (Score -1) 90

As and don't bee 2 bee zar .... honey pots Watson .is a Fault flag for stoopidity kidies .. OR did-NT that register ? MI code is tastier than any frog foam .. 9/11 was done by the .fr and floor-rid-score woz their 4 reign legion . cull-4$ ... with Shake AND Lake hamburger no pickle robot flip in your wrist as you sheik your samsungs and see-fee$ for SSAD --> we know what tear-ass-assitants are in Norvigs Rig --> tear-ass with gay-eye ga.js As you Goo-girls. I'm kind-a sensai at See-error Papa --- Stay of the booze ladies and leave that to the egg-spurts that equip Charlie Victor Novembers AND frog mouth AC3 Funny similar to opm girlies delta joose

Comment ga.js did you get a MO-hard ? (Score -1) 90

the core-ann is similar to poetry and a spin up of the LOW intel-gents STEM and g-tardies are Novigs fart-official-in-smelly-gents while the anal-lick their ga.js GAY-EYE for 1080p click bait or HBS slug sausage shit for brains on the NORTH KOREAN frog and toad XTAL - AX .IS pure eve-ale and purple lined under black cloak ... NOT the purple head warrior engaging the Sherman ACT (german hat) for social AD's and Klicky shot .... how about APP-HELL hay if you feel a little horse Bro Kn33$ ? Shetland NEO had lithium 6 trix so you circle jerks can viz when we cut your grass in VIctor Romeo ... .me NSA + AC3 and more input AND output as you lick the cats-ass .... kind of MO-HARD similar to licking the froth off your number 4 and TASH .TAY the cake Well-come to APP-HELL and my stash of IP CASH --> yes hyper text transfer scrote-call and some F gas - do you know F/A SQD x3 ? and forward deployments because of .me ?

Comment alphabet A 900913 bad equation + sherman act (Score -1) 231

Sad day when I 'ave 2 reminder U23^ that alphabet is a Number 2 "poop" as in rear end trowel blue collar low intelligence open failed university open source pile of poop. If you choose to be employed by 900913 || 22-22 you are technically a zero along with all 95% of human stoopidity - facebags OR other sad others ... With the TPP the united states government will be crushed gracefully for open markets in court and the Sherman act will be enabled to break up and hobble 900913 'alphabet' facebag and others ... technically within the TPP the US does not own the assets for control off cyber space -- Australia /GB does : FACT ! ... so a legal challenge will defeat all those silly st00pid marketing bluff and dumb ass associations and differences - lower class intellectually inferior statistical 'science' fudd and the majority of "big data" tards that go with that thinking ...we already know your all stooped since you 'use' google, facebook and twitter... any one representing alphabet as in shit for brains lawers OR humanities students ... will get a giant pile of poop on them on the public recort ... anyone who gets into court is not intellectually up to scratch --bring it on "French retard colony rejects" ( you know why you love to criticize with a "Z rather than an 'SS' || is that just that you don't want to speak French and eat freedom fries OR sign that treaty of Paris because you would rather ahng with an aussie in cambodia when you organo chloriding NAM with Homebushes best so we can make Devils canyons || 950xl continums desktops ! --- F you l00s3^$ who use chinka china crap !!'... lets see your lawyers dance for a year or two when its on MI house .... as a result google "alphabet" will be broken up along with "facebag" and those macro blog bird brains ... all those unicorns will be de-horned .... silly 'g-tards' we are going to crush you, however are joose is tastier ... legally similar to the silly corn high fructose you are with more protePWN pro-t33n deficient ?....TPP means that you will be technically knocked out AND && that fact you don't own cyber space and you are try-hards with you terms an conditions clases you will meet MI santa Nelson style ... as far as space coms "may eye remind you of pine gap" or should I say Juilet Oscar Romeo .. you are not a true American OR native to this planet if you are NOT with the MODOD therefore should eradicated with regular doses of 1080 bait .. hey my joose is more tasty than yours its native and your synapses are not up to scratch hey Peter Norvig ... and your GAY-EYE-fart-officall-in-smelly-gents .... Norvig your textbook is similar to researching the above, a fact that its going to dik-hay simlar to the f gas "fluoride chain" you inhale NOT the CH4 you snore with 'Kertzsmell in the PooGirl plex...similar to the no productive girls as in eggs smell XML thet are ... go work for CSC in Aldershot tiny tots ND remember .IS... Alphabet poop ...your marketing department is poop NOT doop .. and your seriously PWNed ... that why the internet is chewned to A as in AX not G as the gulf you will never be allowed to try and cross as you are inferior intellectually and cant pro joose calculus that gets LIGO inferred with gavity joose as in MI on NIM-art$ 7ThevenGRumAND

Comment Facebag the future fart for you (Score -1) 53

Strap on 2x cheap 5 buck Indian cell phones to your head and wrap your head in toilet paper and take some North Korean Research drugs while you connect back to the frog and toad as you up load -- (poop with penis fingers on your brownie phone) your latest gender quanda as the 1/2 a hormone bolted on to that Research drugs trix's your glands again, your have 20x wifi routers in-fur-ing your anal cavity as you ease out a latest CH4 --> go harvard !!!

Comment Who's the New CEO of app-hell ? (Score -1) 273

Well he's smarter than Woz, has more style than Jobs, and knows that the FBI can request any of the A# chips code, stemmed from ARM source licences then modified, with extras bit stream in an FPGA before being fabricated. The A# chips are just SOC arm core dish-shines. The Verilog / VHDL, C code for than matter is all up for grabs, similar to Windows 2000 hey ?. then every security agency will be making mall-ware and viruses leaking bits of crack out for ye-ears until arm redesigns the whole lot . This is very a simple problem to comply with however app-hell may not yet have talented enough engineers || hackers ... US crackers, well DOD types just spin up thousands of iPhones in a Cray then load copies of the memory that is easy to read ... Well the dish-shine of an A#, if its got a multistage Checksum representing the stages of the encryption pipeline and sensors, each can be dish-abled, the new iOS version signed from app-hell after a warrant is received (this is on a live phone too), any stage of the pipeline will be allowed to be dish-abled, well a flag is then set for the network than encapsulates that phones, yellow say - warning you are being investigated --> think 12 yr old child who needs to be policed for giving a child porn photo to snap-chat to sell in a non OECD country, think a senator who has circle of friends, think anyone who's within the network of associated contacts and known people connected to that phone, they also would receive that yellow light, off course this is APP-HELL, so with a rainbow palette of colours representing the multistage checksum states AND sensors being monitored etc ... there is no escape, source code also mean the code to deploy in an FPGA to app-hell core--> correct. Put this way, sum smarties just read the axon neural circuits straight from your retinas, so who needs encryption anyway ?, say you encrypt, you still have to decrypt and as soon as you do --> just read off your puny brain stem's from anywhere, and no North Korea Vap Research drug or big pharma pill will cloak you. What planet do you tard's think you live on ?, you are clearly a bunch of alphabet poop practicing G-tard --> g-tardies that is. And for the record, you all have NOT been paying your hyper text transfer protocol shopping AND store licence fees, APP-HELL keeps those $100x of billions for who ?? ... that may be a hint as to the next APP-HELL CEO ... with a cook making store snacks and spinning tracks. 3+3

Submission + - PayPal is going to own your Intellectual Property (

axonis writes: With the coming split from ebay, a big disruption to intellectual property rights is immanent for all PayPal users according to the upcoming policy changes set to take effect from July 2015. Will you close your account if you disagree with the below ?

“When providing us with content or posting content (in each case for publication, whether on- or off-line) using the Services, you grant the PayPal Group a non-exclusive, worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, sublicensable (through multiple tiers) right to exercise any and all copyright, publicity, trademarks, database rights and intellectual property rights you have in the content, in any media known now or in the future. Further, to the fullest extent permitted under applicable law, you waive your moral rights and promise not to assert such rights against the PayPal Group, its sublicensees or assignees. You represent and warrant that none of the following infringe any intellectual property right: your provision of content to us, your posting of content using the Services, and the PayPal Group’s use of such content (including of works derived from it) in connection with the Services.”

Comment Give up - Windows 9 next week (Score -1) 399

Love that open source - who actually looks through those millions of lines of code ?, well obviously somebody did in the last 22 years, with all those multiple crappy software bits that all adds up to one big architectural pile of security poop, bit like google hey ? - What a fantastic security model: "The 22-year-old bug, dating back to version 1.13, lies in Bash's handling of environment variables: when assigning a function to a variable, trailing code in the function definition will be executed, leaving the door wide open for code-injection attacks. The vulnerability is exploitable remotely if code can be smuggled into environment variables sent over the network – and it's surprisingly easy to do so"

Comment Something to 'buy' ?, Sounds terra 'bell' to mi (Score -1) 70

Clearly makes no 'cent's, if some organisms within the biosphere have evolved to hear an imaginary sound scale of equal bastardisation to the populations 'temperament'. One could fund such distortions in the cochlioidal inner nature of ones sound sensors, make take ye-ears for SUM to understand, come out of their 'shell' && "sea" the truth with watt their audience may hear hear. A small bone to pick that spirals through the 'octaves' of the spectrum leading to fine 'expression' with application in cosmological physics woven into ones 'score'. How does this 'tuning' offer 'natural' NOT imaginary understanding of ones 'resonance' through the 'harmonics' of the 'scale' one wishes to 'measure' ? Any point going on similar to a broken 'record' ? Clearly you all are 'bach'-ing up the wrong branch of the tree of life, a result of becoming a disciple of incorrect teachings that lack understanding of more Pythagorean 'harmony'. Maybe transmigration back to the source will assist with 'cent-sible' 'composition' of future pieces to 'conduct' the 'orchestration' of events 'rehearsed'. Also with 8 bit resolution you may need a low pass filter to 'temper' your 'binaural' 'beat' noise when contorting your instruments to sound similar to a compressed zip package as you 'pitch' bend your lack of quantum wobble.

Submission + - Deserts 'greening' from rising CO2 (

axonis writes: "In findings based on satellite observations, CSIRO, in collaboration with the Australian National University (ANU), found that this CO2 fertilisation correlated with an 11 per cent increase in foliage cover from 1982-2010 across parts of the arid areas studied in Australia, North America, the Middle East and Africa, according to CSIRO research scientist, Dr Randall Donohue." Do these findings balance talk of 'Carbon Pollution' expunged from political leaders who appear to spend more time at university union bars than those who spend their valuable time in a lab or the library?. Are 'Carbon Pollution' followers the Carbon based life froms that truly pollute this planet ?

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