Here are some more interesting one- or two-liners I've seen while browsing Slashdot:

cd /pub
more beer

This message has been automatically encrypted using ROT-26.

A computer without Windows is like a cake without mustard.

There are no fences or walls on computers, so there's no need for Gates or Windows either.

Don't think of it as a flame---it's more like an argument that does 3d6 fire damage

"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.

chmod a+x /dev/random;/dev/random #faster than monkeys and typewriters

root@127.0.0.1# traceroute life.liberty.pursuit-of-happiness

If we wanted you to understand it, we wouldn't call the source "code".

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a urinating section in a swimming pool.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

We all use while(1){}. What if, someday, !1? We'd be sooooo screwed!

You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

Here are some cool .sigs I've seen recently:

make install; not war

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I'm a viral meme! Put me in your .sig and help me spread!

This .sig no verb!

find / -name '*base*' |xargs chown -R us && mv zig greatjustice

<pun type="bad">I'm a nut with a custom kernel!</pun>

Failure is not an option. (It comes bundled with Windows XP.)

Uncle Sam sent me to the Persian Gulf and all I got was this lousy syndrome!

Cole's Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing.

Windows - A thirty-two bit extension to a sixteen-bit graphical shell and patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.

Choose your allies carefully, as it is highly unlikely you will be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

I've found the loophole in democracy. It's stupid people. Vast masses of stupid people.

OS X: Because it was easier to make Unix user friendly than to fix Windows.

We are the Superconductors. Resistance is futile.

"Sco Darl McBride"~="IBM Scarred Clod"

Somewhere in Texas, there's a village missing its idiot.

I'll be posting a new journal entry with more later.

-Ashton