Sometimes i wish i could be a small otter.

Sometimes small otters wish they could be me.

And sometimes, just sometimes, a GOSLING is present!

Today I have given birth to three-dozen small hares!

there's a squirrel in our ceiling. it's riding a bicycle. the bicycle has a baseball card in the spokes. i know this because our accountant told me so.

Well now! I remembered my user name on slashdot today. It's sad when i forget it. That makes me an unhappy panda.

I have disposed of well over 5 liters of mountain dew, as well as a significant literage of other caffeinated beverages within the last couple of days. i find this fact both disturbing, and provocative of mirth.

I made some code today. Then i made some more. Now I'm all worn out and will take a KNAP.