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Journal Journal: Another day

Slashdot reports America is developing a Death Star, or some such thing. They're doing some space shit, involving ray guns and other funky stuff. Fascinating. Dubya loves his spaceships, don't he?

I see the future... The future is watching Robot Wars from Mars (now renamed the Lone Star Planet). A playpen for genetic mutants fashioned in a lab outside Earthly juristiction and suspicion, a cornucopia of corporate miscreance wrapped up in a bogus cloak of scientific respectability

I have my tin-foil hat however, and plenty of pens with green ink, I think I'm going to need them.

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