Well, my wife and I have decided that the only answer to today's problems in america is to move to another country. We thought about Canada but it's too close to the problem so we decided to move to Argentina in the fall. It will be spring there so it should be comfortable. We can get cheap servants to handle housework and the small amount of money we can bring with us will be enough to survive. Please wish us luck in our travels and we will keep in touch. It should be much better than donning a tin foil hat.

It has come to my attention that there is so much wrong in this world that it is useless to try to fix it. I recently decided to only manipulate my surrounding environment to suit my needs. This can't be all bad, I want everybody to be happy, though this is an impossible feat.