Pot. Kettle. Black. (Score 1)

Oh Steve. You are a blueberry muffin of creamy, creamy fun. Jibber on about your salads and your apples (Apples! At McDonalds!) until the cows come home, but in the end you'll have to admit that next to no-one buys those and that those dumpling-shaped kids your company has raised still love the taste of your Lard Burger and that parents still buy them.