Journal: Virgin Entry

Ahhhh... The virgin entry. So nice to break through!

Actually I have nothing to say, in particular. No announcements to make, no items to declare. ...Except that I have had seven beers in the last two hours and feel suddenly motivated to post something on Slashdot. Strange how that works, eh?

extrapolations would point out that continued beer consumation would motivate me to do other things...

Later, I think, I shall have a Slashdot Eponification. A Tell-All, so to speak. Not tonight, but some other night. I'll tell of my secrets. And my sorrows. And explain my spotty Slashdot history. Shameful really, how I never post, but always read. Slashdot is a COMMUNITY, Goddamit. Am I a fucking roadsign, watching everybody pass? Make a difference! SAY SOMETHING!

"You are such a slouch.", says Me to Me. "Get a Life", says Me to Me. "I Agree!", says Me to Me, emphatically.

"Well... what do we do about this 'getting Lives' and 'slouchiness' and 'Other Things' and such", says Me to Me...

"POST MORE THINGS TO SLASHDOT!", says Me to Me, with geeklike underrated enthusiasm and eyesfacingfloor-type focus on things.

"I agree!"

"So Today is the Day, eh? Today is the day that it begins anew?"

"Can we start from scratch?"

"Yes"

"Can previous transgressions be forgiven?"

"Yes"

"Is this a digital Baptism?"

"No, this is Slashdot."

"Uh... Ok. Lets go then."

"Consider it done. Today is the FIRST DAY OF THE REST 0F YOUR LIFE !"

"whoopeeee", says Me to Me.