"My first winter in Chicago ( I moved from Houston, TX) I asked for a large tea at a Burger King drive-thru and got a very large paper cup of scalding hot water and a tea-bag. I learned from my error." (source)

"pantycrickets?" what the hell?

I'm back to bad Karma again because some dumbass moderator couldn't take this joke.

Alright all you bitches, looks like I'm neutral again.

Dudes, why do I have such bad Karma? I'm really not a bad guy, but everyone seems to think I'm a troll lately or something. You've gotta help me!