edit: but never when I actually want them
edit2: no, scratch that, I pretty much have mod points all the time for some reason
I invented the "I use Gentoo; how does this affect me??" troll, although I am not especially proud of this, and moreover I am honestly sorry if anyone actually knows what I am talking about. With in 4 posts it has already been imitated at least once, and (defying all logic) been moderated in one instance +2 Funny.
I'd like to claim that it is meant as some sort of parody of a clueless self-centered Slashdotter, or perhaps a clever commentary on Gentoo zealots (whom I do enjoy trolling), but no, it was just a random bit of first post nonsense that I posted after staying up all night in order to be silly. Oh well, I've always sort of wanted to join the cool kids who write in their Slashdot Journals, but never had anything to write.
(Though not especially relevant, I use Gentoo, and I have a cat.)
Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.