You know you are a Tucsonan when...
1) Y'all is considered grammatically correct.
2) You've had an argument with your friend over whether Ford or Chevy makes the better car.
3) You know Fry's is a Super Market but you don't know Fry's is also the name of a computer store and you find this very strange and confusing.
4) You know who Jim Click is.
5) The seasons are different: 2 weeks of Summer, 50 weeks of Hell.
6) You greet people by saying "Yo." and they reply "Sup."
7) You have cactus growing wild in your yard.
8) You have bought a cactus and have it in your kitchen or living room.
9) You have been to a day game at Tucson Electric Park in the middle of July and don't mind sitting in the sun.
10) You are unaware that Arizona has a state song.
11) All your stories somehow revolve around excess consumption of alcohol and firearms.
12) You have attended a concert that sucked so bad you blew it off and spent the rest of the day at the Desert Museum.
13) You are driving down the freeway in a 75mph zone going 90mph and get passed.
14) You bundle up when the tempature is 78 degrees (Fahrenheit) outside ( 25.5 Celsius.)
15) You have both casual and formal blue jeans.
16) You don't know what is in the water you drink out of the fountain and you don't care.
17) You pronounce Arizona as "Zona."
18) You prononce "Inke" as in "Fred Inke Golf course" correctly as "Ink". Yes, the 'e' is silent.
19) Food sold in a Mexican-style restraunt is the same stuff you and your neighbors cook.
20) You have seen it hail in August and it was warm out.
21) You realize all the IT guys that know what they are doing wear cowboy boots, blue jeans, a button down shirt and a cowboy hat.
22) You can't find Mexico or Canada on a map.
23) You pledge allegiance to nobody.
24) Your weekends are spent getting stoned.
25) You have at least three sheads on your property.
26) You have played games and have used cactus as boundry markers.
27) The only time you ever see the metric system in on the freeway. (We have a lot of trucks comming across from Mexico.)
28) The Boarder Partol knocks on the door and asks if the illegal aliens waiting to be picked up can have some water from your hose.
29) All your local tourist attractions are related to holes in the ground.
30) The most popular place for conception to occour at your highschool is in the restrooms.
31) You are a liberal who hates Bush and would rather vote for Satan but don't care enough to register to vote.
32) You learned the hard way to not pet the furry looking cactus.