Musicals nearly always have a sketchy plot, wooden acting, and crappy dialogue
Yeah, but that's the content - he said it would have a different *function*. Presumably then the musical won't be designed to shamelessly plug as much shitty merchandise as humanly, wookily and ewokly possible.
You spoke the truth and got a worthless funny
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis truly folly to be wise.
No, no, no. Ur doin it rong. Don't spell out the joke so blatantly. Be more subtle. Say "so he's the new king of pop?" or "I don't remember hearing any of his songs". That way you'll be guaranteed a funny mod.
And four offtopic/flamebaits.
When did you last metamoderate?
Now you don't even get to decide if the moderation was accurate, just whether the original post is good or bad.
Offtopic? I suppose in the absence of an "incredibly dull and pointless" mod that'll have to suffice.
I've been considering registering a 3 or 4 (or these days, 5) numeric digit username on the off chance that retarded shitcocks would mistake it for my sequential ID and totally modsuck my karmacock.
Given that those closest to mushrroms and plankton generally get modpoints, do you think I should do that?
In Soviet Russia, joke explains YOU!!!
"But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable computers?"