I just thought I would share some of the "trouble tickets" I have to deal with:

"He is checking to see if they have a box for us to call tag his computer here."

WTF? What the hell does this mean....

"Server folders changed per our new member server model, except Center Email which will be done in July Drive mappings doen manually, as they d are inconsistant as a GPO"

Yeah like i really know what that jibberish is...yeesch...

"Exchange times out. BAnd with issue will be resolved hopefully by VPN server going in, in July."

I wanna know what 'BAnd with' is? And the funny thing about this issue...the person reporting it tried to diagnose it themselves...stupid helpdesk monkey...store and forward biatch....you arent there to actually DO ANYTHING...if you were youd be higher up the food chain...duuuuhhh....dumbasses....

I found a "priority 1" which is like hells bells shits burning, for... Install Acrobat ....what the fuck....

There were other funny ones, but man, can some users not get it...speak english....please.

So sometimes I sit here wondering, why, oh why, people decide to document every single stupid thing they do in our issue tracking system. Really, DO YOU NEED TO OPEN A TICKET AND THEN CLOSE IT 10 mins LATER ??? I mean, really, is me taking a shit a priority 1? Sure, I left my desk to do it -- and lord knows that the infinite "network up" button rests in the seat of my chair like some sort of mercury switch attached to the a/c of our core routers -- but c'mon. I hate it. I hate people...I hate life...I hate....uhmmm...microsoft....