Journal: Booooring.....

Great my first entry in my "permanent record" and it's titled boring.

Trying to get to the /.'d Bar-Monkey story. I want one and it would be great sitting next to my new dart board. How fun would that be? Dodging stray darts while desperately trying to remember a 5 digit PIN after 4 or 5 drinks. I think i'll need a good lawyer and a better insurance policy.

Oh and women are crazy. I think that's a universal truth but recent events have illuminated the wisdom of the statement.

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