I believe in fair contracts. (Score 1)

The only contract is one that does not violate the rights of the individual. Any contract that tries to take away your freedom is null and void.

My ex boyfriend once signed a non-competition contract for a company he worked for one summer during college. After he left their employment, he was forced to speak without the use of the letter "g" because of the work he did for them. It took a great deal of effort by his laywers to refute the clause in court, but he did eventually win.

It only goes to show that contracts can be used for great evil, and we must do out part to see that evil is not spread. This is one of the reason why I would not submit to exclusive fucking rights with my ex boyfriend, and now he has left me because he did not feel the same way as I. As a whore and a slut, I refuse to disregard my rights to fuck anything and everything I can, so long as it fits between my legs!

You fuck me because you like to fuck