Journal Journal: Karma, where art thou?
Here goes my final entry to Slashdot. This place is more fanatical and Communistic than Saddam, the Shah, and Fidel Castro playing a round of golf with the Devil himself in a Skins classic. Oh, and don't forget the Libyan golf caddies - murderous little buggers.
I've decided to say screw posting to Slashdot as my Karma is perpetually low, stories with real grounds are rejected as I'm not on the butt-buddy list for posters (refute if you wish, but it's true), and this place is a big fuckin' geek-pats-another-geek's-ass website for guys that do nothing but post-whore cause they never go outside.
I, for one, am going outside, and the collective community of Slashdot can kiss my ass as I do so.
Up yours, Slashdot. Oh wait, the mods would enjoy that. Belay that cornholing.