"You only hear what you want to hear!"

"Why, yes, I would like to visit kewlpc.org right now!"

With apologies to Matt Groenig.

It seems that merlin_jim (whoever the hell that is) doesn't like me!

What am I to do?

Don't be ridiculous. KewlPC.org is only about the second best website you'll ever visit.

It would appear that I have a journal. Oh boy.