And how did I get the critical point of karma that tipped my account into getting a +2 bonus? I bashed Microsoft security. And, yes, I spelt "Microsoft" with a dollar sign.

Yow! My karma whoring skills are fucking HOT! The scores of my last six comments are +3, +5, +5, +5, +1 and +5 with a total of 39 responses!

Looks like the Anti-Joyce Brigade are getting veritably downloaded! Face it - the Slashbots just can't get enough of this shit. They just want to hear me jizzing on about something vaguely offtopic and heartfelt. I can get M1 and then I can start destroying Slashdot.