Smell? I thought the consensus was that it already stinks.

AI is only young. It's still learning to stand up.

... That's no moon.

... especially spin doctors

I bet he read Neil Stephenson: Termination Shock, but wasn't a billionaire.

It's more machine now than man, twisted and evil.

Maybe they could take part of each name: Netflix and Skydance ... I can only think of Danceflix but that doesn't sound quite right ...

I mean, you have to admire the technology, but eyebrows? On a drone?

Sympathies to you. Giving her advice is one thing. But she's probably going to be more interested in who you are. Tell her about yourself. What are your favourite books/ films/art/music - and why. what has influenced you the most. What have been your greatest lessons? The last thing you both want is her watching videos of you at big life events and thinking "more lectures from Dad."

Psunamis? Is that some form of wave power generation?

I don't know, searching Futurama and Flare gave me this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Farewell_to_Arms_(Futurama) from last year.

Or did you mean flair?

If you have a watch and a smartphone that communicate, maybe get them to be aware of their relative positions to open up a new gesture interface? Eg. change volume by raising your hand, hold your hand to your ear to make a call (assuming speaker/ mike in the watch communicating with phone in your pocket) etc. Okay, so who wants to define the gestures for surfing porn ...

You' re piping hot on this one! (steam kettles)

Apparently Aperture Labs are considering offering him a job.

"Set the controls for the heart of the Sun ..."