The rest of us have been here also, all along, but just in "Private Mode". There are actually 1203 "first posts" before yours. Look harder.
I'd be willing to bet that those people we dislike most are often nowhere near as truly and completely evil as we imagine, and similarly those who we admire most are in truth quite likely to be far less angelic.
Please believe me when I tell you that many things in New Zealand are stuck in a Time Warp... not just the trees. Even the computer I'm typing this on is from the last century.
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination -- but the combination is locked up in the safe. -- Peter DeVries