If I code in my underwear, am I a nonuniformed combatant?

Kind of like bank robber Willy Sutton. When asked why he robbed banks, Sutton simply replied, "Because that's where the money is."

Most bank robberies occur near banks, so most crime should happen near police stations.

You're just trying to get out of printing costs with that HTML thing. It will never work. You'll see.

You're not fooling us,

Houghton Mifflin, Harcourt Brace jovanovich; etal

Whenever a PC user gets fed up with something his PC cannot do, he either upgrades the OS, or ditches the machine.

MSFT depends on this to sell new copies of its OS. It exists in symbiosis with hardware vendors, who sell hardware/upgrades to handle the new OS.

Some of the machines that are supposed to be going to the PC graveyard are turning into Linux's Zombie Army.

Every day the Zombie Army grows larger. How long until the hardware vendors see the utility in servicing this market?

If Obama was president.