Journal: Possible slogans for the pro-Saudi television ads

Possible slogans for the pro-Saudi television ads that might air on a network near you:
"The Rulers of Saudi Arabia--We're not the biggest assholes."

"Saudi Arabia--Now with 40% less treachery!"

"The House of Saud--We suck, but we have a lot of money."

"Saudi Arabia--Come for the oil, stay for the beheadings."

"Saudi Arabia--At least we don't have women drivers, and you know how they are."

"Saudi Arabia--America's 130th most staunch ally in the war against terror. The Sudanese, now those guys are shitheads."

"Saudi Arabia--Not just for ululating fanatics anymore."