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Journal Journal: Happy chipmunk

This is my first journal entry for July 11th.

My flatulence has descreased, but I am more concerned with the diarrhea. It will all come to an end, though, when I begin the medication and deep breathing excercises.

I am going to the Squirrel Convention at the Agridome. My woodland friends told me about it. I had hoped to see Magnifco, that Amazing Chipmunk Fire Juggler, but I found out he's not coming this year due to an incident with a power line transmformer. I wonder what that could mean.

Ah well. Back to work.

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