Two statements below are mostly false, the remainder are mostly true:
1. I administered an ARPAnet node.
2. I served in the military.
3. I teach HS math.
4. I was an IBM 029 keypunch operator.
5. I surfed the Sebastian Inlet.
6. I'm married with children, only much better at it than Al Bundy.
7. I believe that college is expensive, but worth it.
Guess away. "I will neither confirm nor deny the presence of the nuclear missiles on my ship."