42% of Americans believe in Creationism...

Exactly.
Probably the guy complaining is getting this wrong:
"You have to find all the rivers (but not the sea or lakes) or all street numbers (but not other numbers)"

All water and all numbers must be checked, the captcha doesn't care if they are really rivers or street number.

I was happy, why did you show me ads and made me angry?
Oh wait, I've an adblock, I can stay happy.

Exactly.
And a study found out that people that cannot see the difference are morons.

Have astronomical theories ever been proven true once reality is looked at?

Sorry, but I stopped trusting IMDB when the best movie in their Top Rated Movies was The Dark Knight.

Why should they be allowed to not pay taxes?

I've noted an increment of spam on my Gmail account.
From one email every few week to a couple per day.

"the direct problem of science is that it has been collectively steering an entire generation toward obesity, diabetes, and coronary problems"

Oh, I believed it was junk food and fast foods responsible for that, not science.
Or "Super Size Me 2" should be filmed in a laboratory?

In Europe happens quite often that ISP are forced to remove "bad" sites (torrent, stream) from their DNS.
People just learned to not use their ISP DNS anymore.

Hipsters.

Probably the same guy in charge of the new Fantastic Four movie.

Scotland had a chance to run away from that madness but they missed it.

An expanded memory will be the new wonderful feature of the iPhone 7 that all the world was expecting.

Probably Comcast cares because NSA told them they should.