Ethelred Unraed's Journal: [New Meme] Lovefest for btlzu2

In honor of btlzu2, who has expressed his undying love for memes, I hereby launch yet another meme.

The Slashdot JE Circle Lovefest!

Yes, it's time to express how utterly wonderful, lip-smacking delectable, insanely cool, gloriously mega-ultra-awesome someone in the JE circle is.

btlzu2 writes:
btlzu2 the benevolent!
Ethelred is the Riker to my Picard.
The mini-me to Me.
The fertilizer to the rosebush.
The Martin to my Lewis.
The Ringo to my Lennon.

To which I retort:

btlzu2* is the apple of my eye,
the pudding on my pie,
the wet in my whistle,
the thorn in my thistle.
The Robin to my Batman,
the waltz to my can-can.
The bee in my bonnet!
I should write a sonnet
to honor the dumpling
with a little something
munificent, spontaneous,
but not too extraneous
to this Meme.

You may think me gay
for this, but I say
my wife will tell off
those like Boris Karloff
who, seeking a rhyme,
write crap for a mime...

Aw, shit, this poem sucks.
But it'll cost you five bucks.

...

* - I hereby declare that "btlzu2" is pronounced "smoochy-bear".

We-heh-hell, isn't that a paradox?

[btlzu2]

I don't know whether to hug you or punch you. :) Of course, your usage of "m**e" to incite bitter rage and yet assuage it with terms of endearment was most clever.

Thank you mahstah! You are too kind to your lowly henchmen to shower your attention on us when you have more pressing matters [slashdot.org] (war).

:)

Re:We-heh-hell, isn't that a paradox?

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

You have a problem with the word "me"? I don't understand!

By the way, you failed to provide a footnote for the "**" you had after the "m", where you obviously meant to explain your reasons for having bitter rage.

Hey, have you read my latest journal?

Re:We-heh-hell, isn't that a paradox?

[btlzu2]

Yes I did! I got quite a laugh outta that. :)

Although the word m??e

(Does that make it clearer or would you prefer SQL?

select lameAssPretentiousWord from dictionary where lameAssPretentiousWord like 'm__e'

Yeah, I know it returns more than one result, but you'll get it in context smartass. :) )

is building up in my brain and I feel another rant coming on. It won't be pretty. :)

smoochy-bear?

[SolemnDragon]

Can we all call you that? And isn't 'Ethelred ' pronounced "Snoogy-woogums bunnykins"? Or have i got the accent wrong? Darn phrase books. Last time i buy a lexicon from Em! I coulda gone for LePatr's "Guide to Offending the Locals in six Dialects With Diagrams of Obnoxious Tourist Gestures," for just three dollars and a muskrat more! *sigh*

Re:smoochy-bear?

[Em Emalb]

A muskrat?

Why that rascallion! He charged me 4 dollars and a coon's pelt.

I've been had.

PS: Ethelred, you scare me. In a hiding under the covers hoping the monster won't get me kinda way.

Re:smoochy-bear?

[Ethelred Unraed]

Ethelred, you scare me. In a hiding under the covers hoping the monster won't get me kinda way.

Don't worry, I disappear when you turn the lights on.

Cheers,

Ethelred

Re:smoochy-bear?

[btlzu2]

Well, this used to just be between Eth and me, but I pronounce Ethelred as "My little schmoopie nose".

Hey, I've been called *a lot* worse than Smoochy Bear, so go right ahead! ;)

Re:smoochy-bear?

[Some Woman]

Whatever you say, Smoochy-Bear. Do you pronounce it with a hyphen?

Re:smoochy-bear?

[btlzu2]

I find that the '-' adds a piquantness that harshens the overall tone of "Smoochy-Bear"; thus, I prefer the sweeter timbre and rhythm of the hyphenless version.

Re:smoochy-bear?

[Smoochy Bear]

You're so right about the hyphen. I pronounce my username "beetle zoo too", rather than the plebian "beetle-zoo-too". I'm confident that you understand.

I Hate you Smoochy Bear

[Ze-Smoochy-Bear]

You're so stuck up and think you're so great because you're LACKING (yes LACKING) an integral part of your name.

Why, I don't think I like you very much!

You can just kiss my grits!
*smooches*!

Re:I Hate you Smoochy Bear

[Smoochy Bear]

Hyphens are hardly integral.

And I certainly don't kiss grits.

But I like you anyway, in spite of your odd delusion.

Re:smoochy-bear?

[Ethelred Unraed]

Whatever you say, Smoochy-Bear.

No problem, Sniggly-Giggly.

Woooo!

Re:smoochy-bear?

[Smoochy Bear]

Two-timer!!!

Re:smoochy-bear?

[Smoochy Bear]

A Smoochy Bear by any other name would be just as gushy.

Hmm. (Thinking about a pet name based on "Dragon")

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Re:There's a lot of love in this room.

[Smoochy Bear]

We love you too, Sam. Wouldn't be the same around here without you.