Today I woke up and thought about how much I hate Windows. Then I got some caffeine and read slashdot and thought about how much I hate slashdot. Then I went back to sleep. How exciting.

Why do they require subject lines for journal entries? What if your day had no subject? What if all you wanted to do was append a few sentences to the end of your journal and now you are confronted with a 'Subject (This is required)' field on /. How rude!

So what did I want to write in my journal without a subject line? I dunno. I was bored and figured what the hell, I'll go write inna journal somewhere. Why? Because I'm bored, but possibly because I'm lazy.

Too lazy to pull out a pen and paper and write my thoughts down on a real journal. Too lazy to care if anyone comments on this post. Too lazy to indent my paragraphs. I'm so lazy, in fact, that I can feel my skin slowly grafting itself into the fabric of this couch.

And being this lazy makes me want to smoke a bowl, eat some ramen, and write some Perl.