-1 Retardant

Well done, sir. You are the antidote to all the vegetarian hatred the seems so prevalent on internet forums.

But that was my cure for obesity!

Well this doesn't pass the sniff test ... Oh wait ...

Never go full retard, man.

Cool. I've never even considered using facebook, so I'm protesting facebook and I didn't even know it. In your face, facebook!

Hell, we need a new reality because the one we got is full of war, famine, crime, misery and all manner of grief.

Time is an illusion. So is permanence.

"They're sort of like one of those custom Access programs written by a non-programmer that slowly grow and mutate."

Hey, I've got one of those that I set up for the bookstore where I work. Over time it has grown, I admit, but mutate? I think you are being ... Holy ...! What the HELL IS THAT THING? I ... MY GOD ...!

(Fade to black as blood curdling screams fill the air.)

Well, except for Anwar "No Nose" Al Hakam. But the face recognition scan should snag him.

Note that many organisms survive very nicely with no brain at all.

I'm tired of you people picking on Bush. It's over for crying out loud.

How do you people get your parents to use a computer to begin with? I have to print photos at Snapfish and mail letters. I know if I finally managed to convince Mom to use a PC she would abandon it in disgust the first piece of naughty spam came her way. And then shame on me!